Using public transportation is always an interesting experience. You never know what kind of people you are going to see, or what weird things may happen. In Lithuania, there is an Instagram account that posts some of the strangest things, and people, seen on the countries trolleybusses. We have compiled our favorite ones that will make you think twice before taking public transportation.
Did You Forget Something
«I wonder where that comb went. I was using it this morning.»
He is probably on his way to go buy a new comb to replace the one he «lost».
The Chicken Crossed The Road
Step 1: Set your oven to 350. Step 2: Place your chicken on a leash and take it for a nice stroll.
Step 3: Throw away the chicken and order take-out.
Nothing To See Here
«This is not a dog, my child is just very hairy…and has a tail».
When you want to take your dog on public transportation but have to sneak them on by disguising them like a human child.
Happy Bald Day
On this day, if you are bald, you get a free bus ride.
Are they all coming from the same barber?
He might be taking the game bejeweled a little too literally.
At least he is always prepared to inspect some precious jewels.
It must be «take your rat to work day».
Hopefully, he knows that the rat is in his pocket, or he is in for a big surprise.
When you drop something on the floor but you don’t want to stand up out of your seat.
He seems to have leaned a little too far.
Sample Text Here
Some text here, some text there, some text everywhere.
Maybe she doesn’t speak English and thinks it is a beautiful and inspiring quote.
While some people focus on the growth of their beards or mustaches, this man has chosen to focus on his eye brows.
These are perfect to keep your eye area warm on a cold winter day.
Who Wore It Better
There must have been an overstock sale on this coat.
It’s like showing up to the prom in the same dress as someone else.
A cat is a great replacement for a warm hat. They give off great body heat to keep your head warm all day.
This accessory goes with every pattern and color, so don’t worry about it messing up the outfit you had planned.
Why compromise the beauty of your lunch in to-go containers when you can have a nice set up on the bus floor.
Salad with a sprinkle of shoe dirt? The best dish in town.
Is That Windex?
To be fair, no thief is going to try and steal a spray bottle out of his hands.
Unless they knew that the phone case alone is worth $95.
They say to avoid public transportation like the plague…
This person took it a little too literally.
Hold The Door
When someone called out for her to hold the door she took it too seriously.
Did anyone get up to help her or did they just take pictures?
Thug Life, Babushka Style
She didn’t choose the babushka lifestyle, the babushka lifestyle chose her.
Don’t refuse to eat her food or else…
You Used To Call Me On Your Cell Phone
Talking on a cell phone is not the same as your old home phone.
There is no chord to twirl around your finger while you tell your friend all the latest gossip. Problem solved, gossip away.
Commute Of The Clones
The cloning printer is finally working.
Error: Printer running low on blonde ink levels.
If the bus seat could talk it would probably say, «One of us has to change, and it’s not going to be me.»
She probably didn’t want to sit down in case someone mistakenly sat on her.
Hang On Tight
SpiderMan must have forgotten his spidey suit this day.
He has to save the world with or without a costume.
Someone’s Watching Me
She must be a mom because she has eye’s in the back of her head.
The man behind her: «Don’t look it directly in the eyes.»
When you refuse to use any kind of public bathroom.
BYOT: Bring your own toilet.
Did Someone Forget Their Dog
Does this dog belong to the bus driver or one of the passengers?
It’s so still as if it’s…fake! (*gasp*)
The Teletubbies convention is in town this week.
All they are missing is Sun Baby to complete the crew.
Dobby Is A Free Elf
The little elf from Harry Potter has found some new clothes and a companion.
He went from wearing rags to classy button-down shirts.
The Nun: Public Transportation Edition
This nun is on her way to seriously scare someone.
The flaming umbrella makes this nun that much scarier.
How much hair gel do you think he uses in a week?
His monthly budget includes rent, transportation, utilities, and hair gel.
Is This Seat Taken?
When you want to sit, but there are no vacant seats.
This man has made the stairs his own place to take a rest.
«I swear I did my homework, but it vanished into thin air.»
The bus is a great place to have a group study session.
Don’t Try This At Home
Someone told him to get on the bus, so he got on the bus.
This is not a recommended form of transportation.
Bus Or Spa
When you don’t have time to get a pedicure at the salon, so you use the bus as your personal spa.
It’s the most relaxing form of transportation.
«Excuse me, is this bus running?»
«I don’t know, try knocking.»
Once Upon A Midnight Dreary
This man is taking his pet raven to an Edgar Allan Poe convention.
«Nevermore», said the raven to taking public transportation again.
«Excuse me, there is a leek in your bag.»
«You should probably get that fixed.»
When you are trying your hardest not to stand in the restricted area.
Or maybe he is practicing ballet on the go.